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There are so many bad things about women drivers, I don’t know where to start. I guess I will get the ball rolling by talking ab
There are so many bad things about women drivers, I don’t know where to start. I guess I will get the ball rolling by talking ab
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2015-01-09
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There are so many bad things about women drivers, I don’t know where to start. I guess I will get the ball rolling by talking about one of my biggest pet peeves. Why do women have to wait until they are in the car and barreling down the highway at sixty miles an hour before they decide it is time to put on their makeup?
Is there a law that I don’t know about that says women have to do their makeup in the car because the bathroom isn’t good enough for them? I don’t know if anyone has ever informed women, but the mirror in the car is not a makeup mirror. The mirror is used for looking at other cars and pedestrians. So please do us all a favor and do your makeup before you leave the house.
The next order of business for the men should be to find out whose brilliant idea it was for women to have a phone in the car. This has disaster written all over it. Everyone knows that women can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time, so how in the hell are they going to drive and talk on the phone? Why is it that every time you are sitting at a red light the woman in front of you thinks this is a good time to make a phone call? "HELLO LADY! THE LIGHT IS GREEN, GET OFF THE PHONE AND GO! "I really think we need to outlaw women using their cell phones while they drive.
Another accident waiting to happen is when you get two women in the same car together. How many times have you seen two women just yakking away and the driver isn’t paying attention to where she is going? There is either one of two things that happens when two women get in the car together. One: The women are talking and the driver doesn’t see the stop sign in front of her, so she runs it. Two: The two women are talking and at the last minute the driver realizes there is her mm, so she stops really quick in front of you and you almost rear-end her. So women please pay more attention to your driving and, for the love of God, use your turn signals—they aren’t there for decoration.
I know all women out there are yelling at me and saying, "Women are better drivers than guys." If women were better drivers than men, why do guys drive on dates? Why don’t women ever tell the guy, I will come pick you up? Why are almost all truck drivers guys? Why is it when a woman is going to move and she rents a U-Haul van, she always calls a guy to drive it for her? When was the last time you watched a woman win the Indy 500 or Daytona 500? All of these questions just go to prove why guys are the kings of the road.
In writing this passage, the author sounds very_____.
选项
A、sarcastic
B、sympathetic
C、serious
D、conservative
答案
A
解析
题目问:在这篇文章,作者听起来怎么样?通过阅读文章内容可知,在字里行间都可以看出作者对女司机具有讽刺之意。所以,答案是A。
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