Doctor’s Orders
    You’re going to have to change your diet quite considerably./In particular, you’re going to have to avoid all these fast foods you’ve been eating./And you’re going to have to try not to eat too much bread./But if you do eat bread, you must have it with unsalted butter on/and definitely no margarine./And you can eat some fish—but not canned fish./The meat you eat mustn’t be any of the prepared meats,/as I mentioned before, like hamburgers or sausages./Fresh fruit and vegetables are very good,/but if you cook them,/don’t put any salt in the water you use./Now, there’s no harm in earing potato chips/or however you like them,/but don’t buy packets of potato crisps, will you?/In fact, you must throw out all the salt in the house./