Why does the woman do yoga?

W: I’ve done yoga for ages, but I didn’t know you were interested in Eastern philosophy.
M: Philosophy? No, I just do it because it helps me relax.
W: Right. It’s a shame, really. People in the West just see yoga as a form of exercise, whereas in fact the postures are a preparation for meditation.
M: Well, I’ve just started, and I’m happy to be feeling less stressed and a little more flexible.

W: Did I ever tell you about my landlord?
M: No, what happened?
W: Well, one month I forgot to pay the rent on time. So anyway, I crashed out on the sofa, and suddenly there was this really loud banging on the door. And before I could open it I heard this crash. He’d kicked the door open.
M: You’re joking. So what happened next?
W: He kept asking me where the money was and wouldn’t listen to me.